Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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