My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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