Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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