It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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