I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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