We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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