glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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