I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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