she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
