For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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