are you so shy because you have an std?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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