I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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