Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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