So drunk its hurt
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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