it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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