I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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