Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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