piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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