Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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