She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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