i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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