have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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