false alarm. still invincible.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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