I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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