chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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