Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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