I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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