my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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