I have demons in me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The feeling are messing with the penis
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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