Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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