CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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