Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
