I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm always down for nudity.
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