Dual....:-)
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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