We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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