I intend to get homeless drunk
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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