I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
they need to just BURY HIM!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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