no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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