i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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