Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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