I want to stick my p in your. b.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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