We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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