forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
