Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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