No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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