Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Boobs are out for the taking
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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