Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
