I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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