Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
