whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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